This is a blog by two of America's most celebrated living human beings. Their names are Brennan Utley and Zane Goggans. They are currently attending Abilene Christian University, and have been chased by reporters, women, and some men since their existence. Both have strained lives of success, because of their huge celebrity. This blog is an exploration of their lives, their inspirations, and their butts... Be prepared for an experience like nothing you've ever seen, tasted, or smelled.